<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420060560206763968</id><updated>2011-05-27T22:27:27.273-07:00</updated><title type='text'>glimpsehowimpyjestorkills</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://glimpsehowimpyjestorkills.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/420060560206763968/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://glimpsehowimpyjestorkills.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Shermin Sitoh Saphyre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2LIiffLitYk/TIRVnS8hEOI/AAAAAAAAIGg/CFnHIthLrGA/S220/IMG00672-20100801-1959.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-420060560206763968.post-63691869976880064</id><published>2008-11-16T20:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-16T21:38:51.622-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:hotpink;"&gt;Princess of Vainity,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;I guess you linked me here through &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Friendster&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Alrightys&lt;/span&gt;, cut that crap. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;You must be a typical Singaporean;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;With a busybody mind,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Here t glance along &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;th&lt;/span&gt; lines &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&amp;amp; Read between &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;th&lt;/span&gt; words of my profile.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;No. I'm not serving you with coffee or tea.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;I gladly wish you'll leave once you complete your task, reading about me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;First, lemme serve basic courtesy &amp;amp; introduce myself eh. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Shermin&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; spells my name &amp;amp; I sense nothing wrong with that.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Some people named me Aiko (I-e-Ko).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Perhaps you might give me some &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;unspotted&lt;/span&gt; details regarding my names, if not I'd expect criticises kept sealed t your lips with a finger of fear, like a primary school kid.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;Ohno&lt;/span&gt;, I'm not referring t you that you're &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;timid&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Y'know, I wouldn't dare t. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;(Laughs). I on th other hand doesn't know who th fucken hell are you, doesn't even know your existence. So I see no need t say that you're timid. Right? (Nods)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Oh, ofcos'. If you've got th capability or courage t strike on me, I'll be working hard like Macdonalds' 24/7, waiting for your arrival. Y'know, people with my character &lt;strong&gt;loves&lt;/strong&gt; challenges.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Currently sweet fourteen concocted with sour ingredients such as unhappy events which preferred t be unmentioned. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;I'm not hotheaded, arrogant or unfriendly. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Blame th astrology for that as I'm a Taurus baby, so I'd expect at least from sheets of cards to a two metres tall huge soft toy on th month of May.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;The next thing you need t know is that th Earth is rotating, everyone is changing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;I'm not who you think I am, but who I am t you. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Definitely not having split personalities, I just have th habit of entertaining you only when I'm in my type of mood, be it if you're Tom, Dick, Harry or any other bachelor-asses.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;Lastly, I love cursin' upon people's parents,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;It's like th sex yo!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;If I'm unfriendly t you, it either means I'm in a foul mood or I don't like you.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;So check me out! :D&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;My wishful thinking is t be a tinysized monster.&lt;br /&gt;I gobble chocolates down my throat and suck every tiny bits with my thumb.&lt;br /&gt;I love my monster friends named Neopets. :B&lt;br /&gt;THE END.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/420060560206763968-63691869976880064?l=glimpsehowimpyjestorkills.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://glimpsehowimpyjestorkills.blogspot.com/feeds/63691869976880064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=420060560206763968&amp;postID=63691869976880064' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/420060560206763968/posts/default/63691869976880064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/420060560206763968/posts/default/63691869976880064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://glimpsehowimpyjestorkills.blogspot.com/2008/11/princess-of-vainity-i-guess-you-linked.html' title=''/><author><name>Shermin Sitoh Saphyre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2LIiffLitYk/TIRVnS8hEOI/AAAAAAAAIGg/CFnHIthLrGA/S220/IMG00672-20100801-1959.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
